As you may see, that was an example question on the sticky... but seriously... I don't know how to boill eggs

There are a couple of ways to boil an egg. The way I do it is;

Put eggs into a pan of cold water, until the eggs are completely covered, and put on the cooker at the highest heat. Some people add salt as they believe this stops the shell from cracking. Once the water starts to boil time it for 3 minutes then take the eggs out of the pan and open them up and eat with your toast!

There are other ways so feel free to add to this.

put oil in pan

crack egg

put stuff that comes out from said cracked egg in pan

turn on gas

don't burn your self

take some vodka

throw away the bin in the shells

take vodka more some

egg check if ready it is

consume the egg

I'm shocked that I actually got a reply

Well, you got a reply. Now have you tried it?

Not yet I still need to buy the eggs lol and which method should I use? I'd say tymon's

hey I wana reply to my help thread damn it!

DAMN YOU ALL

*Shoots laser*